if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute
Especially the last point
LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION
Remember the 50’s, the good old days? Neighborhoods were safe to walk at night, men were men and women were women, the long summer days never seemed to end and you could walk hand in hand with your best gal into the local space-time anomaly and never be seen again.
One of the funniest segments on any talk-show recently was Joey Bishop’s abbortive attempt to interview Leonard Nimoy the other night. Nimoy, dressed in his Mr. Spock makeup, absolutely demolished Bishop by refusing to drop his alien character and answer Bishop’s questions in the expected manner.
Stunned by Nimoy’s refusal to play the game his way, Bishop stuttered, stumbled and lapsed into silence. “Who is this ‘Leonard’ you speak of?” asked Spock. “Uh, that’s you,” mumbled our host. “I am Spock,” said Spock, “yet you call me Leonard. That is highly illogical.”
And so went the interview. Bishop was literally beaten into asking such things as, “How do you like Earth?”
After seeing many excellent guests trampled on by hammy hosts who hog the microphone and get laughs at their company’s expenses, it was a pleasure to see our Vulcan visitor came out on top.—
Review in the Seattle Times Sunday paper (May 14th) of the Joey Bishop Show (April 26th, 1967)
(I would so like to see this.)